the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
Omg :’) hahahaha
2014 is amazing
Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.
eating clocks is really time consuming
especially when you go back for seconds
The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke
I’m pretty sure that’s Brad Pitt’s reaction every time he take a selfie/looks in the mirror
"mm not bad"
this selfie is iconic
when you open tumblr in public place
I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match
thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping.
this is fucking perfect holy fuck
she needs an adapter
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.